Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt
Bill Green Studios

Abide Evolution Unisex t-shirt

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We asked a robot paleontologist to share her professional opinion on this discovery.

“This rare artifact is a specimen of a garment that has been preserved remarkably well. It is a t-shirt that has been made of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. The texture of the cloth is soft and lightweight, which indicates that it was designed for daily wear.

The pre-shrunk fabric suggests that the designers took into account the possibility of shrinkage while washing. The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping indicate that the creators of this garment paid close attention to its structure and durability.

All in all, this t-shirt is a remarkable find that gives us insight into the fashion sense of those who have truly evolved.“ 

That's what she said.


Thanks, Robot Paleontologist!


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-6


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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